Hi there,
Yes, my sources have given me exclusive coverage of the exchange between Abbott and Putin yesterday.
Here it is.
Putin was walking across a hallway of Parliament House and heard a tiny voice sqeuaking "Mr Putin, Mr Putin". It was the same sound John Howard used to make when talking to the Speaker in the House.
Putin turned around and looked but saw nobody of relevance calling his name so he turned back and walked on. He heard the squeaking of bicycle pedals and turned around again to find some idiot just stopping his bicycle. He seemed to only be wearing undies.
"Mr Putin, Mr Putin". That man sqeaueaked out, again.
Putin stared at him, did not recognise him so turned and walked away. Again, from behind, "Mr Putin, Mr Putin".
Again Putin turned and said "Is it you trying to get my attention?" He asked.
"Yes Mr Putin, I'm Tony Abbott."
"Sorry I don't know anyone by that name" he said, starting to turn away.
Again, "Mr Putin, Mr Putin". Putin was getting sick of this but he turned and said "What do you fucking want little man?"
"Mr Putin, I want to ask you about that Malaysian airplane shot down over the Ukraine. I have information that says it was a Russian launcher that was used".
"Oh, THAT plane. So it was shot down over the Ukraine. How does that involve Russia little man? And so you think it was a Soviet launcher? Do you not have anything made in the Soviet in your country at all? I have no idea why you would be trying to bother me with such trivia. Abbott, hmmm, isn't it your country currently being investigated for torturing refugees? It is, I know. Perhaps you should spend your time dealing with your own countries issues rather than chase rumours. Now piss off before I get angry".
Tony turned away, having clearly shirtfronted himself. He walked away and sat in the men's toilet for a very long time.
Yes, my sources have given me exclusive coverage of the exchange between Abbott and Putin yesterday.
Here it is.
Putin was walking across a hallway of Parliament House and heard a tiny voice sqeuaking "Mr Putin, Mr Putin". It was the same sound John Howard used to make when talking to the Speaker in the House.
Putin turned around and looked but saw nobody of relevance calling his name so he turned back and walked on. He heard the squeaking of bicycle pedals and turned around again to find some idiot just stopping his bicycle. He seemed to only be wearing undies.
"Mr Putin, Mr Putin". That man sqeaueaked out, again.
Putin stared at him, did not recognise him so turned and walked away. Again, from behind, "Mr Putin, Mr Putin".
Again Putin turned and said "Is it you trying to get my attention?" He asked.
"Yes Mr Putin, I'm Tony Abbott."
"Sorry I don't know anyone by that name" he said, starting to turn away.
Again, "Mr Putin, Mr Putin". Putin was getting sick of this but he turned and said "What do you fucking want little man?"
"Mr Putin, I want to ask you about that Malaysian airplane shot down over the Ukraine. I have information that says it was a Russian launcher that was used".
"Oh, THAT plane. So it was shot down over the Ukraine. How does that involve Russia little man? And so you think it was a Soviet launcher? Do you not have anything made in the Soviet in your country at all? I have no idea why you would be trying to bother me with such trivia. Abbott, hmmm, isn't it your country currently being investigated for torturing refugees? It is, I know. Perhaps you should spend your time dealing with your own countries issues rather than chase rumours. Now piss off before I get angry".
Tony turned away, having clearly shirtfronted himself. He walked away and sat in the men's toilet for a very long time.
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