Saturday, 26 December 2015

Absolutely!!!! Going forward!!!!!!!!

Hi Y'all,

Can you remember back a few years to when the WORD everyone replied with was "ABSOLUTELY"?

Nearly everyone was saying it in reply to almost everything asked of them or told to them.

What that statement actually meant was "Sorry. I've got no fucking idea what you are talking about."But they wanted it to sound like they agreed with what was said. So they said "ABSOLUTELY" and were none the wiser, just filling gaps in conversation really.

It's died thank goodness and it has passed into history, absolutely it has.

But wait thete's an even more annoying conversational habit that has occupied more space than much of the universe over the last year or so.Do you know what it is? There are two versions of it. And it will leave you lobotomized once you use it as it is nonsensical and YOU just said it.

It is just adding either of these two word combos at the end of everything you say :

These are the two

"Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward, Going forward, moving forward."

Try one at the end of the next thing you say and find out how much it adds to the confusion (no not conversation) Why not?

Well tell me, how can you speak about anything and infer that is going or moving backwards, sideways, up or down. Anything you say can only apply from the moment you say it so there is no other way to go EXCEPT FUCKING FORWARD. So why say it at all?

Like I said, it's because someone has had a lobotomy, spreading fast too.

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