Hi Y'all,
Have you noticed the number of things people do or don't do in movies that you HAVE TO in real life? Let's start.
. Mostly don't pay cabs on arrival
. Never turn on lights in horror and drama movies
. So often no one closes the door they just entered, looking for trouble inside. Through the now open door?
. NEVER finish off whoever they are fighting with. They fall down. In real life you smash their head in AND tie them up so hard, right. In movies, they go down, the other person runs for it, and,
. Always get caught by the rejuvenated opponent
. How far can fat, old policemen run when chasing a suspect? Not fucking far
. How many times does a 300 pound guy have to hit the hero in the jaw without causing a problem?
. Shot three times, no problem, get up and run
. Always look in opening mirrors and close it only to see some horrific sight
. Never see the ghoul or person that flashes across the screen behind them
. Both the hero and the fifty opponents never hit anyone with their machine guns. The hero does pick them off at times though. How many bullets do their guns hold and how many clips extra do they carry. It seems they would need to carry a wheelbarrow full of clips to do the amount of shooting they do
. Why is it that the hero can hide behind a car in a shootout but a slight bump in a car chase causes that same car to explode?
. Why do most people in movies never actually drink anything?
. Why do most punches thrown look like they never hit the opponent (answer, because they don't).
. How do heroes manage to carry on fighting when they have taken a bullet in one or both arms yet they use that arm for hitting, or lifting things. You and I would be unable to stand let alone do what heroes do
. Does anyone bother with continuity these days? I mean, people in a movie seem to change clothes in seconds and recover from near fatal wounds in a day
. When is someone going to enter a house or flat, immediately turn on the lights, lock the door behind them and look around, quietly?
And what else? So many crap repetitive scenarios are used you know what's next in almost every movie.
See what you can think of.
.
Have you noticed the number of things people do or don't do in movies that you HAVE TO in real life? Let's start.
. Mostly don't pay cabs on arrival
. Never turn on lights in horror and drama movies
. So often no one closes the door they just entered, looking for trouble inside. Through the now open door?
. NEVER finish off whoever they are fighting with. They fall down. In real life you smash their head in AND tie them up so hard, right. In movies, they go down, the other person runs for it, and,
. Always get caught by the rejuvenated opponent
. How far can fat, old policemen run when chasing a suspect? Not fucking far
. How many times does a 300 pound guy have to hit the hero in the jaw without causing a problem?
. Shot three times, no problem, get up and run
. Always look in opening mirrors and close it only to see some horrific sight
. Never see the ghoul or person that flashes across the screen behind them
. Both the hero and the fifty opponents never hit anyone with their machine guns. The hero does pick them off at times though. How many bullets do their guns hold and how many clips extra do they carry. It seems they would need to carry a wheelbarrow full of clips to do the amount of shooting they do
. Why is it that the hero can hide behind a car in a shootout but a slight bump in a car chase causes that same car to explode?
. Why do most people in movies never actually drink anything?
. Why do most punches thrown look like they never hit the opponent (answer, because they don't).
. How do heroes manage to carry on fighting when they have taken a bullet in one or both arms yet they use that arm for hitting, or lifting things. You and I would be unable to stand let alone do what heroes do
. Does anyone bother with continuity these days? I mean, people in a movie seem to change clothes in seconds and recover from near fatal wounds in a day
. When is someone going to enter a house or flat, immediately turn on the lights, lock the door behind them and look around, quietly?
And what else? So many crap repetitive scenarios are used you know what's next in almost every movie.
See what you can think of.
.
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