Saturday, 19 March 2016

Smart phones, I phones, fuck phones

Hi Y'all,,

One of my pet hatreds. Phones. Had them all my working life and all calls, generally, were someone having a whinge, even if valid it was still a fucking whinge.

So I hated phones from work and after leaving work I no longer answer phones at all. Won't ever have a cell phone. They are the curse of this century.

I mean, who the fuck wants to be on call for free??? Not me. You can if you want.

I just don't understand why people must have a mobile phone. Complete with hundreds of buttons and options which are never used. For Christ's sake, what do you want them for? If it calls you all day for some reason people are happy. If they get no calls they are miserable.

And how much do they cost you? Home phones were going beautifully and mine still is. Might be the only one left in the phone book soon, who knows. You see, when you get rid of your home phone how the fuck does an old friend find you?

They don't.

One of our States here in australia has just announced they are doubling the fine for people who just wander on to the road, Ipod in and reading their fucking phone. Unbelievable, these people do not deserve to live. I say pay any motorist who runs one such down should get a bonus. Cash or reduction of penalty points etc. as the wanderers are a fucking menace. animals have more road nous than these cretins.

Try this. Go and wait near a school gate at the time the school lets them out. Wear a sign saying "I'm doing a study on cell phone use" before you get arrested for being a paedophile. Watch as nearly every kid gets out the gate, drops their bag, digs their mobile out and then the looks on their faces. No calls, misery. Lots of calls, absolute joy.

Most calls on mobiles are simply useless texts which nobody understands and is ruining literacy levels as well. Have you heard people talking in text yet? Oh, it's a wonderful experience.

And don't forget the rumours of brain cancer from these fucking things.

Anywhere you go, if people are waiting or just sitting down for something to eat, at least 50% of them are using their fucking mobile killers.

I've also noticed more and more articles, complaints and so on about how bad mobile use makes life for so many.

It really is a pestilence and should be obliterated. There are real needs for mobiles. By all means use them for that, people who work moving around, safety for children.

Otherwise, throw them in your swimming pool.

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