Sunday, 12 February 2017

Hydrate yourself.

Hi Y'all,

Where I live we've been having a longer than normal hot spell. Records tumbling all around the country and it sure is damned hot

I grew up in a hot town, middle of the desert actually, quite a big town but it had a true desert climate. Hot as hell in summer but no humidity and damned freezing at night in winter, great during the day though.

We had an absolute ball in those days, heat doesn't affect the young as much as the older amongst us.

Which I am now. Older and the heat is terrible. We moved to where the climate is best and we get the most moderate days of anywhere in my country.

But this year, the heat is stunningly high, everywhere too, not just where it is usually very hot. Today is so hot you could fry that egg outside on the concrete. If you felt so inclined. I don't.

All you Yankees can tell Trump he's full of shit, climate change is more than real. If he lives high up in his tower he won't ever notice it will he? But yeah, the climate has changed here. It's no hoax, my sweat tells me that.

But the thing that has really been getting to me is that the media are all lecturing us about how to prepare for and deal with, the heat.

Are they fucking kidding? What, did none of us ever have a hot day in our lives? Why are they suddenly experts on what to do? They lie about everything so their advice is bound to be financially driven or just plain lies, right.

And they will not stop telling us to "hydrate" ourselves. HYDRATE ourselves? Does anyone actually know what that means? Do they? If they do why don't they keep it simple and just say "Drink lots of water."? Why?

They have to complicate it as they may appear to be fuckwits. Well, I have to say, too late to prevent that impression media dear.

Drink water!!! Shit, is there something wrong with beer???

Media, get lost in a desert, please.

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