Hi Y'all,
DO any of you remember good old Mr Rabbott, ex PM?
He's still standing for re election this year and is saying he wants to be a mentor, a wise old MP people will refer to often.
Well Tony, I'm sorry to tell you this but you have been replaced. Not just as PM, but also as Tony Abbott. I don't know who you are any more.
You see, Tony, the fellow that beat you to become PM was named Malcolm Turnbull.
We all know that already, right? But have you noticed Turnbull is becoming more Abbott than Abbott, by the day.
He solemnly promised there would be no more THREE WORD SLOGANS. Thank goodness for that we thought. But JOBS and GROWTH is their whole election campaign. They just keep saying that, over and over. He is negative about everything not him and lies blatantly about all Opposition MP's. All the time. Malcolm Pinoccio?
And they say "AND WE HAVE A PLAN". Their plan is to just keep saying Jobs and Growth although it means absolutely nothing.
And to prove how fiscally responsible the Coalition is they have managed to triple the deficit in less than 3 years. Outstanding effort.
But, even now, Malcolm Abbott is rushing around making promises of more money for this, that and the other. As well as committing $50 billion for submarines which will be obsolete by the time they are built, even if they do it by 2030. WHY DO WE NEED FUCKING SUBMARINES ANYWAY?
And never forget the looming bill for those 70 odd super jet fighters Tony ordered despite the fact they can't fly, have not been built and the builder, the USA, has already ruled out ever using them.
What Budget? Triple? let's see how big they can really make the deficit if you lot are dumb enough to vote them back in.
DO any of you remember good old Mr Rabbott, ex PM?
He's still standing for re election this year and is saying he wants to be a mentor, a wise old MP people will refer to often.
Well Tony, I'm sorry to tell you this but you have been replaced. Not just as PM, but also as Tony Abbott. I don't know who you are any more.
You see, Tony, the fellow that beat you to become PM was named Malcolm Turnbull.
We all know that already, right? But have you noticed Turnbull is becoming more Abbott than Abbott, by the day.
He solemnly promised there would be no more THREE WORD SLOGANS. Thank goodness for that we thought. But JOBS and GROWTH is their whole election campaign. They just keep saying that, over and over. He is negative about everything not him and lies blatantly about all Opposition MP's. All the time. Malcolm Pinoccio?
And they say "AND WE HAVE A PLAN". Their plan is to just keep saying Jobs and Growth although it means absolutely nothing.
And to prove how fiscally responsible the Coalition is they have managed to triple the deficit in less than 3 years. Outstanding effort.
But, even now, Malcolm Abbott is rushing around making promises of more money for this, that and the other. As well as committing $50 billion for submarines which will be obsolete by the time they are built, even if they do it by 2030. WHY DO WE NEED FUCKING SUBMARINES ANYWAY?
And never forget the looming bill for those 70 odd super jet fighters Tony ordered despite the fact they can't fly, have not been built and the builder, the USA, has already ruled out ever using them.
What Budget? Triple? let's see how big they can really make the deficit if you lot are dumb enough to vote them back in.
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